Tuesday, October 31, 2006


As one who's usually in control, Clark would end up regretting that third beer.

Monday, October 30, 2006


Nosy Mrs. DeForest peered through her window at the brothers' house. "Oh, I don't like those Hamilton boys," she hissed, shaking her head. "I just hope those poor girls realize they're only trophy wives."

Thursday, October 19, 2006


Six shots rang out in the cold basement. As Mrs. Clark felt the muzzle finally press against the back of her head, the last thought that entered her mind almost made her laugh: "I hope the tree looks nice from outside."

Wednesday, October 18, 2006


Tears streamed down Jeffrey's face. His father, marching off to a war that neither of them understood, tapped his chest and then pointed at his son. Jeffrey was now certain: he'd never see his father alive again.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006


Kevin had always told his med school friends that he wanted his body donated to science.

Friday, October 13, 2006


Lonnie looked up proudly. He'd been a branch manager for almost three months now, but it wasn't until today that the store had really felt like his Taco Bell.

Thursday, October 12, 2006


Vicki grimaced and tried to focus on the ball. She couldn't stand it when someone made noise during her backswing.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006


The frat boy looked on intently. "That's right, drink it all up," he thought, confident he'd dosed it just right. "Ohhh yeah ... you ain't gonna even remember getting fucked."

Tuesday, October 10, 2006


Jeannie nodded and took his hand. Alan wasn't always easy to read, but she got the feeling he was ready to take her home.

Monday, October 09, 2006


The other women nodded in agreement as Stacy continued on, exasperated. "I mean, I'm seriously beginning to think that guys are scared to get into a relationship with me just because I'm a successful woman," she said. "I don't know what else it could be."

Friday, October 06, 2006


Kayleigh's mother was incredulous. "Well, I'm afraid you're just wrong," she snapped at the teacher. "My daughter's home life is just fine, and I don't know what would make you think otherwise."

Thursday, October 05, 2006


Laura shrugged. She wanted to wait for her boyfriend Nate to arrive, but Adam was insistent they start. "Let's just say, you'll be seeing Nate's face soon enough," he said flatly.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


"Oh, come ON, ref!" the coach screamed, the blood rushing to his head. "You're KILLING me out there!"

Tuesday, October 03, 2006


"No, I think Mark took it really well," Chelsea said to Kristin. "I told him I wanted to wait until marriage, and he kissed my cheek and said that he respects my decision. He then said he was going to take a walk down by the lake."

Friday, September 29, 2006


The Hodgkins had left Pete shriveled and weary. He lifted his head from his hospital bed, and looked at Jordan and Seth. "Dudes...just promise me," he whispered. "Promise me that you'll party like I'm...you know... still there."

Thursday, September 28, 2006


Mrs. Kendrick knocked on Jason's door and asked if he was coming down to dinner. "No thanks, Mom," came his reply. "I'm good right now."

Wednesday, September 27, 2006


Jim could see that Nick wasn't laughing. "Oh, c'mon, you old cocksucker," Jim chuckled, elbowing Nick. "We kid because we love."

Tuesday, September 26, 2006


Andre bobbed his head as he spit his rhymes. "And if the bitch take yo crack then the bitch gon' get SMACKED!" he rapped. "Unh! Y'ALL FEELIN' ME??

Monday, September 25, 2006


Lieutenant Van Dyk awoke in a cold sweat, their mangled, broken bodies still vivid in his mind. Try as he may, he couldn't get off the topic of the accident.

Sunday, September 24, 2006


"Just one more house and you're done," he told himself, knocking the door. "Just one more, 'Hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm new to the neighborhood, and I'm a registered sex offend-' Oh, hello."

Saturday, September 23, 2006


"If you don't shut up, they will FIND US!" the leader whispered. "Who?" the new guy asked. "Who will find us?" The others stared ahead grimly. "The women," one of them finally said. "The women will find us."

Friday, September 22, 2006


Rosa Marquez was stabbed to death last night in Central Park. Dozens of people heard her cries; not one offered her aid.

Thursday, September 21, 2006


"Oh, and Leslie? I've pretty much forgotten about having sex," Jason said as the waitress brought them two more mimosas. "These days I'm lucky if Trevor even gives me so much as a 'Good night' before passing out."

Wednesday, September 20, 2006


The Duke raised an eyebrow. "Ahh, my old nemesis," he whispered, his pulse racing. "Tonight there shall be no escaping my grasp!"

Tuesday, September 19, 2006


Marissa had been with a couple before, but...she wasn't sure about this. Sergio and Julie smiled at her reassuringly. "Don't worry, sweetie," Sergio said. "He's just going to watch."

Monday, September 18, 2006


"Well, what does that mean?" Mr. Bates asked his wife. "I don't know," she replied. "I said, 'Megan, will you be home before it gets dark out?' and she just laughed."

Sunday, September 17, 2006


Marge had hoped the Corona would ease her breakup. But no matter how much she drank, something would inevitably bring back memories of Paula.

Saturday, September 16, 2006


Ben got ready to leave. "Well, that's about that," he said. "Just, uh, tell Louise I said hello, and that I hope to meet up with her again in the future."

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