Tuesday, October 31, 2006

 

As one who's usually in control, Clark would end up regretting that third beer.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 5 comments

Monday, October 30, 2006

 

Nosy Mrs. DeForest peered through her window at the brothers' house. "Oh, I don't like those Hamilton boys," she hissed, shaking her head. "I just hope those poor girls realize they're only trophy wives."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Thursday, October 19, 2006

 

Six shots rang out in the cold basement. As Mrs. Clark felt the muzzle finally press against the back of her head, the last thought that entered her mind almost made her laugh: "I hope the tree looks nice from outside."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

 

Tears streamed down Jeffrey's face. His father, marching off to a war that neither of them understood, tapped his chest and then pointed at his son. Jeffrey was now certain: he'd never see his father alive again.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 PM 1 comments

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

 

Kevin had always told his med school friends that he wanted his body donated to science.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 PM 2 comments

Friday, October 13, 2006

 

Lonnie looked up proudly. He'd been a branch manager for almost three months now, but it wasn't until today that the store had really felt like his Taco Bell.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Thursday, October 12, 2006

 

Vicki grimaced and tried to focus on the ball. She couldn't stand it when someone made noise during her backswing.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

 

The frat boy looked on intently. "That's right, drink it all up," he thought, confident he'd dosed it just right. "Ohhh yeah ... you ain't gonna even remember getting fucked."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

 

Jeannie nodded and took his hand. Alan wasn't always easy to read, but she got the feeling he was ready to take her home.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Monday, October 09, 2006

 

The other women nodded in agreement as Stacy continued on, exasperated. "I mean, I'm seriously beginning to think that guys are scared to get into a relationship with me just because I'm a successful woman," she said. "I don't know what else it could be."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Friday, October 06, 2006

 

Kayleigh's mother was incredulous. "Well, I'm afraid you're just wrong," she snapped at the teacher. "My daughter's home life is just fine, and I don't know what would make you think otherwise."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Thursday, October 05, 2006

 

Laura shrugged. She wanted to wait for her boyfriend Nate to arrive, but Adam was insistent they start. "Let's just say, you'll be seeing Nate's face soon enough," he said flatly.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

 

"Oh, come ON, ref!" the coach screamed, the blood rushing to his head. "You're KILLING me out there!"

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

 

"No, I think Mark took it really well," Chelsea said to Kristin. "I told him I wanted to wait until marriage, and he kissed my cheek and said that he respects my decision. He then said he was going to take a walk down by the lake."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Friday, September 29, 2006

 

The Hodgkins had left Pete shriveled and weary. He lifted his head from his hospital bed, and looked at Jordan and Seth. "Dudes...just promise me," he whispered. "Promise me that you'll party like I'm...you know... still there."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Thursday, September 28, 2006

 


Mrs. Kendrick knocked on Jason's door and asked if he was coming down to dinner. "No thanks, Mom," came his reply. "I'm good right now."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

 

Jim could see that Nick wasn't laughing. "Oh, c'mon, you old cocksucker," Jim chuckled, elbowing Nick. "We kid because we love."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

 

Andre bobbed his head as he spit his rhymes. "And if the bitch take yo crack then the bitch gon' get SMACKED!" he rapped. "Unh! Y'ALL FEELIN' ME??

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Monday, September 25, 2006

 

Lieutenant Van Dyk awoke in a cold sweat, their mangled, broken bodies still vivid in his mind. Try as he may, he couldn't get off the topic of the accident.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Sunday, September 24, 2006

 

"Just one more house and you're done," he told himself, knocking the door. "Just one more, 'Hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm new to the neighborhood, and I'm a registered sex offend-' Oh, hello."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Saturday, September 23, 2006

 

"If you don't shut up, they will FIND US!" the leader whispered. "Who?" the new guy asked. "Who will find us?" The others stared ahead grimly. "The women," one of them finally said. "The women will find us."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Friday, September 22, 2006

 

Rosa Marquez was stabbed to death last night in Central Park. Dozens of people heard her cries; not one offered her aid.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Thursday, September 21, 2006

 

"Oh, and Leslie? I've pretty much forgotten about having sex," Jason said as the waitress brought them two more mimosas. "These days I'm lucky if Trevor even gives me so much as a 'Good night' before passing out."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 2 comments

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

 

The Duke raised an eyebrow. "Ahh, my old nemesis," he whispered, his pulse racing. "Tonight there shall be no escaping my grasp!"

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

 

Marissa had been with a couple before, but...she wasn't sure about this. Sergio and Julie smiled at her reassuringly. "Don't worry, sweetie," Sergio said. "He's just going to watch."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

Monday, September 18, 2006

 

"Well, what does that mean?" Mr. Bates asked his wife. "I don't know," she replied. "I said, 'Megan, will you be home before it gets dark out?' and she just laughed."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 2 comments

Sunday, September 17, 2006

 

Marge had hoped the Corona would ease her breakup. But no matter how much she drank, something would inevitably bring back memories of Paula.

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 1 comments

Saturday, September 16, 2006

 

Ben got ready to leave. "Well, that's about that," he said. "Just, uh, tell Louise I said hello, and that I hope to meet up with her again in the future."

# posted by Chris Kula @ 8:30 AM 0 comments

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?